Every time it’s the same thing.
“Oh is that your natural hair color?”
Yes. I have freckles and red eyebrows. Of course it is.
“Women would kill for that color.”
No they wouldn’t.
“Your hair is so healthy.”
Yes, because I hardly ever blow dry it and don’t wash it every single day. So that’s why it looks like crap. But at least it’s healthy.
“This product will bring out your natural curl.”
Do you see my hair? It’s not naturally curly. It’s naturally uncooperative. I have waves which barely count as curls. There is no point to encourage them. We must work to abolish them. Bad curls!
“So what do you think?”
Well, it’s still half wet and you put so much product in it that I can’t even get my fingers through it. I think that I want to go home and shower.
“Do you like the length?”
Um, no. It’s too short. But there’s nothing you can do about it now.
grumble grumble grumble.